Hmm, so many embarrassing subjects on my mind and I can't think of a way to describe them. Let me start by pointing out that I am female (for anyone who hasn't already figured that out). Females of our species who are of child-bearing age tend to have monthly events that affect their bodies (and often their minds). I choose to only experience these events every 3 months--thanks to a miraculous little pill I take daily. There, got that much out of the way. Let me go on to say that perhaps this tri-monthly time is currently upon me. Here is what it does to me:
1. Fatigue. Major fatigue, to the point it's hard to function for much of the day.
2. Pain, but not as bad as it was pre-babies.
3. Crankiness. The crankiness level is almost as bad as the fatigue level--I refer you back to #1.
OK, when I put it in a list it doesn't look so bad. Just 3 things. But those 3 things can really mess up daily life, ya know? And wait, I remembered a 4th thing:
4. Desire to eat comfort foods, esp. sweet or salty things that are not good for me.
This 4th one was a bit tough today but the only thing I did off my eating plan was to drink a 12-oz can of Coke. Man it was good, though. I also blame that one on #1 since I wanted the caffeine rush, too. It could have been worse, I'm sure, so I'm proud I stopped at just drinking a Coke.
Now, the other embarrassing thing. How to say this one? Well, I know I'm not the only one to experience this problem, so I'll just spit it out. Healthy foods give me gas. There, I said it. I have been battling the gas monster quite a bit since starting to eat cleaner foods. It's kind of a pain. It's also got me thinking about thin celebrities--are they also out there having this problem? You can't tell from photos. Maybe all those skinny models are also stinky. Hmm. Should I be stinky and fit or fragrant and fat. Maybe I should just get some Gas-X and try to be both fragrant and fit.
I'm going to stop before this post gets any worse.